TEMPORARY NOSES OPTIONAL STORE FRONT! YAR!
Space Ninjas - Once we were space ninja commanders in an intergalactic war! It's true!
W00taga - The origins of everyone's favorite nerd word.
W.W.Z.J.D.? - Zombie Jesus. ZJ. The unofficial mascot of Noses Optional. (how did that even happen?) In matters of daily life, what would he do?
Fear My Heaving Bosom! - Especially for the ladies! /provoke
Erect-o-Plasm - And now one for the mens. The dirty old mens, to be precise. Good work, old chap.
Captain Happy Face Bag - Now you too can be defiant and follow
the rules! (Note: the text had to be changed because Walmart
is copyrighted, but I figured Happy Face Bag sounded retarded
enought that I probably would have said it ^^)